Sadako Yamamura once made a video tape that if watched, the viewer would die 7 days later unless the tape was copied and given to another person. Who would then have to repeate the process.

Unlike that ring, our rings are nothing like that.

Instead, they are infused with the passionate hate of finding out someone's stepfather threw a witch into our drinking well, and that she's unaliving people from my property.

The police are involved now and I'm trying to get them to watch the 2002 masterpiece for clarity on why I need my VCR back.