Quartz Crystal and Stone Skullz
Quartz Crystal and Stone Skullz
Uncover the *real* power of the legendary quartz skull! Perfect for anyone hoping to channel Indiana Jones vibes without, you know, actually dodging boulders or fighting supernatural forces. Crafted from 100% pure quartz rock (sorry, it doesn’t actually contain ancient cosmic wisdom), this skull is the ideal desk buddy for adventurers, historians, and anyone who likes a dash of mystery with their home decor.
Rumor has it, if you hold it up to the light *just right,* you might catch a glimpse of long-lost secrets—or maybe just your own reflection. Indiana Jones would *probably* approve… if he were into home decor.
Ideal for keeping the office clear of ancient curses (or colleagues asking too many questions).