The Choofa

Hand made, Non GMO, vegan, MSG free alternate reality pipe. Because I haven't yet worked out how to get a robot to make the entire thing and cram some genetically modified, meat salts into it.

And hey, kid, *leans in close, you can put you weed in there.

[made with Tasmanian oak, entirely by hand, no chemicals or stains used] {yo, this product is made of a natural product, wood, that means some people may have a reaction to it. If you have a reaction, discontinue use.} [The old mouldy, its founders, members, proprietors and affiliates take no responsibility for any injury or illness caused by using this product. The health and safety of the user is solely the responsibility of the user]